Naughty & fun gifts for Christmas!

Have you been looking for a naughty or fun gift to delight your partner with this Christmas? Let’s face it, it’s been a slightly difficult year and if nothing else, we all definitely deserve more than a little cheer.

So LVH has been checking out what’s hot and saucy on the virtual shopping shelves to give you some present ideas that just might suit your plans for an arousing yuletide this year.

There’s a game, chocolates, a book, something to wear and plenty to play with. Enjoy. Merry Christmas. & a Happy New Year!

Name: Sexy Santa Says Card Game

Fancy getting right up on the naughty list? How about a round of ‘Sexy Santa Says’? It’s a game of who dares absolutely wins in the ertotica stakes, and the perfect Christmas gift for your partner.

Highlights of the deck include cards that dare you to “suck his north pole” and suggest some brilliant festive sex positions. Included with the playing cards are a set of rules that are meant to be broken – so get dealing and see what saucy Santa has to say!

This game is festive, fun and pure filth!

Price: £6.99

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Name: LVH – The story of Lady Victoria Howard

Does the special person in your life enjoy reading, sex, romance and a thrilling adventure? Then look no further than this digital adult romance book series as the ideal gift to buy them this Christmas.

LVH is the mesmerising story of Victoria, a young woman with a mysterious gift who encounters love and erotic passion in her normal daily life, and when she travels through time.

Price: from £0.99 per episode

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Name: Candy Posing Pouch

Remember those brilliant candy necklaces we used to have as a child? The ones strung with multicoloured beads made of a sugary sweet? Well this is the posing pouch version of that necklace – literally the jockstrap of dreams.

Thinking of giving your partner underwear or confectionary this Christmas? Why not combine the two and sweeten the deal for you both! One size fits all!

Price: £6.99

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Name: Paul Seville Green Feather Tickler with Snakeskin Handle

Do you think your partner might fancy more than just a quick tickle over the festive period? Whether a bondage beginner or somewhat of an expert, this fabulous tickler will delight it’s recipient in more ways than one.

It’s designed to provide a light caress, an arousing sensual massage or to intensify the most heightened of sensations. Beautifully sleek and made from emerald green polished snakeskin and jet coque feathers, this is a masterpiece from the pioneer of erotic arts, Paul Seville.

Expect a shuddering response!

Price: £70.00

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Name: Nipple After Dinner Chocolates

Overview: There’s one way to get the after dinner party really started! Presenting your dinner guest with this ertoic box of chocolates is a sure way of focusing the attention on something extremely sensual in the room.

Each luxuriously produced carton contains 8 delicious nipple shaped dark chocolates filled with a creamy mint fondant, all wrapped in gold foil.

Price: £7.99

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